Listen up, foals! Iron Will here with a NEW regiment for those of you insecure ponies with low self-esteem. Yes, YOU! That’s right, you have low self esteem. You don’t like how your legs look. Look at these long and lanky legs. And that FLANK. Do you really want to be seen in public with that CRAZY FAT FLANK? You don’t. So here’s Iron Will’s new SELF-IMPROVEMENT COURSE. I will teach you to submerge your ugly body parts into water in strategic ways so that you look PRETTY. No DIETING. No EXERCISE. No MONEY DOWN. Just AWKWARDLY STICKING LIMBS INTO POOLS OF STAGNATE MOSQUITO FILLED WATER. Who’s with me? You’re with me! Because you’re UGLY!

YEAH!

Fluttershy is so mad she can just do mad science.

(This was my submission to things-fluttershy-wont-say, a blog that one of my friends and fellow Bronycon vendors runs. It is awesome.)

In this 2012 motion picture set in post-apocalyptic dystopian Equestria, Sister Fluttershy, a dual-bird-wielding druid pony must use her mastery of CUTE-KATA in order to defeat armies of evil robobears created by the twisted Dr. Sparkle in a misguided attempt to organize the world into a card catalog. A card catalog of DEATH. And muffins.

Oh yeah there’s probably a physics joke in the picture.

“At least epsilon is positive, right?”

“Spike, stop helping.”

Um, Fluttershy, the whole “use more words for a more powerful shout” thing doesn’t work this way.

BEAR! STOP BEING CONVEX! Um, if that’s okay with you. Convexity is bad for your flexibility.

Fluttershy is very good at solving differential equations.