What’s with this don’t drink and derive business? Drinking’s half the fun!
The other half is deriving, in case you haven’t figured that out yet.
“Applejack, are you taking math books out from the library?”
“Yes ma’am! Signed mahself up for a cor-res-Pon-dence course in knot theory.”
“Oh! Applied mathematics?”
“No, Twilight, knot theory. Like, math? ‘Cept it’s knot theory?”
“Exactly! Mathematics that is not theory is applied mathematics.”
“Twi’? You even listening?”
“Oh Applejack, all the fanfiction I wrote about you being the engineer in Team Bookfort 2 is rapidly becoming canon! This is so exciting!”
