Listen up, foals! Iron Will here with a NEW regiment for those of you insecure ponies with low self-esteem. Yes, YOU! That’s right, you have low self esteem. You don’t like how your legs look. Look at these long and lanky legs. And that FLANK. Do you really want to be seen in public with that CRAZY FAT FLANK? You don’t. So here’s Iron Will’s new SELF-IMPROVEMENT COURSE. I will teach you to submerge your ugly body parts into water in strategic ways so that you look PRETTY. No DIETING. No EXERCISE. No MONEY DOWN. Just AWKWARDLY STICKING LIMBS INTO POOLS OF STAGNATE MOSQUITO FILLED WATER. Who’s with me? You’re with me! Because you’re UGLY!
When the Riches started building Ponyville they decided to skim and build houses on land tainted by the Everfree Forest. The result was that residential districts in historic Ponyville have strange topologies that make hide and seek games extra fun and, in some rare cases, extra deadly.
And now Vinyl Scratch herself explains how to drop the bass, mathponies style.
In Changeling society, the amount of power you wield is a function of the number of holes on your body. After all, it’d be hard to transform into a dozen donuts and a cup of coffee if you didn’t already have those holes in your body and the only thing stronger than Shining Armor’s love is Equestria’s love for delicious pastries.
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Cerebus was Celestia’s first experiment in multi-core organic parallel processing. He ended up being more suitable at multi-jaw parallel murdering as he gets 3 attacks per round with no penalties. In essence, he was Equestria’s first biological weapon of mass destruction.
Fluttershy is so mad she can just do mad science.
(This was my submission to things-fluttershy-wont-say, a blog that one of my friends and fellow Bronycon vendors runs. It is awesome.)
When you have reality-distorting powers it’s hard to tell whether the universe is actually broken or you’re just high on cupcakes. Thankfully, the Scientific Method provides Pinkie Pie with a scientifically sound solution.
What’s with this don’t drink and derive business? Drinking’s half the fun!
The other half is deriving, in case you haven’t figured that out yet.
In this 2012 motion picture set in post-apocalyptic dystopian Equestria, Sister Fluttershy, a dual-bird-wielding druid pony must use her mastery of CUTE-KATA in order to defeat armies of evil robobears created by the twisted Dr. Sparkle in a misguided attempt to organize the world into a card catalog. A card catalog of DEATH. And muffins.
Oh yeah there’s probably a physics joke in the picture.